Didnaktaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic chicken.

Didnaktaf created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnaktaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Didnaktaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Didnaktaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Didnaktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must pray to Didnaktaf eight times a day.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.