Sanfarcip Nellcudaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful alligator.

Sanfarcip Nellcudaf created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfarcip Nellcudaf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sanfarcip Nellcudaf, it will curse you with boils.

Sanfarcip Nellcudaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sanfarcip Nellcudaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.