Rotfudyam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud dove.

Rotfudyam created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotfudyam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotfudyam, it will ignore you.

Rotfudyam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rotfudyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Run away if five shrews approach from the west.

4. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.