Hatrutdav is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, deceitful otter.

Hatrutdav created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatrutdav, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hatrutdav, it will manifest in front of you.

Hatrutdav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hatrutdav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.