Davlintomfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful tapir.

Davlintomfot created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Davlintomfot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davlintomfot, he will strike you with lightening.

Davlintomfot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Davlintomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.