Sitpogbug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving centaur.

Sitpogbug created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitpogbug, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitpogbug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sitpogbug's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sitpogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.