Stigfligtip Bet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Stigfligtip Bet created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stigfligtip Bet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigfligtip Bet, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stigfligtip Bet's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Stigfligtip Bet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. You must pray to Stigfligtip Bet five times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.