Vinstiksand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental raven.

Vinstiksand created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinstiksand, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinstiksand, she will laugh at you.

Vinstiksand's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vinstiksand's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.