Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, humorless
wolf.
Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap, she will be mildly annoyed.
Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap's priests.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Fotjenfar Cadbumdaghap loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.