Fabvinhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless hyena.

Fabvinhin created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvinhin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabvinhin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fabvinhin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fabvinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.