Wabgessqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful jaguar.

Wabgessqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabgessqueeg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabgessqueeg, she will think nothing of it.

Wabgessqueeg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wabgessqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wabgessqueeg on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never bounce near manatees.