Sagdibmon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust crocodile.

Sagdibmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagdibmon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagdibmon, it will laugh at you.

Sagdibmon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sagdibmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.