Bidnurlyarp is a god.
It takes the form of a small, boastful
chinchilla.
Bidnurlyarp created the universe six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bidnurlyarp, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bidnurlyarp, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Bidnurlyarp's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Bidnurlyarp's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Always look after injured horses.
4. Never talk about planets.
5. Never eat bark.