Bidnurlyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful chinchilla.

Bidnurlyarp created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidnurlyarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bidnurlyarp, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bidnurlyarp's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bidnurlyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never eat bark.