Bugbegdub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate beaver.

Bugbegdub created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bugbegdub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugbegdub, she will turn you into a snail.

Bugbegdub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bugbegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.