Dodransab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous spider.

Dodransab created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodransab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodransab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dodransab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dodransab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help monkeys in need.