Armsiscip Litdadcut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful naga.

Armsiscip Litdadcut created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armsiscip Litdadcut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armsiscip Litdadcut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Armsiscip Litdadcut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Armsiscip Litdadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Armsiscip Litdadcut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Never hurt sharks.