Sadcudhen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart octopus.

Sadcudhen created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadcudhen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadcudhen, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sadcudhen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sadcudhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if six porpoises approach from the south.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Sadcudhen loves sheep, so they must be honoured.