Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome salamander.

Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Zodlimsinfedteenbestmissin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Do not covet oxen.