Sisfaspak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying aardvark.

Sisfaspak created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisfaspak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sisfaspak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sisfaspak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sisfaspak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always obey Sisfaspak's priests.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never eat green fruit.