Stigrowhas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing faun.

Stigrowhas created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigrowhas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigrowhas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stigrowhas' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stigrowhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.