Jenflangep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying wyvern.

Jenflangep created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Jenflangep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenflangep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jenflangep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jenflangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always obey Jenflangep's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about whales.