Lanjarnsog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic hare.

Lanjarnsog created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanjarnsog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lanjarnsog, she will turn you into a worm.

Lanjarnsog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lanjarnsog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.