Cip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow butterfly.

Cip created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cip, he will send you a sign.

Cip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from gray dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.