Jencumyak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless troll.

Jencumyak created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencumyak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jencumyak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jencumyak's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jencumyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jencumyak on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.