Bellrawrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast deer.

Bellrawrot created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellrawrot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bellrawrot, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bellrawrot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bellrawrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not skip in public.