Wotmippop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive fairy.

Wotmippop created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotmippop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotmippop, he will destroy your home planet.

Wotmippop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wotmippop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never wear violet scarves.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.