Pogfennarl is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident dragon.

Pogfennarl created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfennarl, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogfennarl, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pogfennarl's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pogfennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed melons to badgers while wearing red shirts.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Pogfennarl must be the most important thing in your life.