Wonnullmatfab Misnigquim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid newt.

Wonnullmatfab Misnigquim created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnullmatfab Misnigquim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wonnullmatfab Misnigquim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wonnullmatfab Misnigquim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wonnullmatfab Misnigquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.