Himdidhomtan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, pitiless coyote.

Himdidhomtan created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdidhomtan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Himdidhomtan, she will cry a lot.

Himdidhomtan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Himdidhomtan's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Run away if nine moths approach from the west.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never look at moons.