Zandussug Cudvedwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient porpoise.

Zandussug Cudvedwon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zandussug Cudvedwon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zandussug Cudvedwon, she will ignore you.

Zandussug Cudvedwon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zandussug Cudvedwon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Zandussug Cudvedwon loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about amino acids.