Spagcebhubjamlinkammid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dugong.

Spagcebhubjamlinkammid created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagcebhubjamlinkammid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagcebhubjamlinkammid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Spagcebhubjamlinkammid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Spagcebhubjamlinkammid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Worship no other gods but Spagcebhubjamlinkammid.