Fabfarnpag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable sheep.

Fabfarnpag created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfarnpag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabfarnpag, it will torture you forever.

Fabfarnpag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fabfarnpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.