Hencetbast is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective troll.

Hencetbast created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hencetbast, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hencetbast, she will manifest in front of you.

Hencetbast's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hencetbast's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about cell theory.