Batfadced is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, deceitful wombat.
Batfadced created an electron two years ago.
If you believe in Batfadced, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Batfadced, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Batfadced's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Batfadced's Holy Commandments
1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Batfadced.
2. Do not take Batfadced's name in vain.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Do not wear purple clothing.