Dussrullgab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying owl.

Dussrullgab created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussrullgab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dussrullgab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dussrullgab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dussrullgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of dogs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dussrullgab.

5. Never look in ponds.