Tinnigyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating walrus.

Tinnigyat created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tinnigyat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinnigyat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tinnigyat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tinnigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Hide from pink grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tinnigyat on top of all buildings.