Sogciblarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing butterfly.

Sogciblarn created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogciblarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sogciblarn, he will send you a sign.

Sogciblarn's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sogciblarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Sogciblarn.