Miptentagkam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Miptentagkam created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptentagkam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Miptentagkam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Miptentagkam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Miptentagkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Hide from magenta eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in the presence of doves.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never mention sheep.
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