Hinmegduss Arpnibleg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent beaver.

Hinmegduss Arpnibleg created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hinmegduss Arpnibleg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hinmegduss Arpnibleg, it will send you a sign.

Hinmegduss Arpnibleg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hinmegduss Arpnibleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.