Ciphivtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent fish.

Ciphivtarp created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphivtarp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ciphivtarp, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ciphivtarp's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ciphivtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never sit near voles.
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