Ominwiglin Konhothim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing warg.

Ominwiglin Konhothim created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominwiglin Konhothim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ominwiglin Konhothim, he will strike you with lightening.

Ominwiglin Konhothim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ominwiglin Konhothim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Erect three silver sculptures of Ominwiglin Konhothim on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.