Nurbumban Jabsogtennull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast ferret.

Nurbumban Jabsogtennull created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbumban Jabsogtennull, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurbumban Jabsogtennull, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurbumban Jabsogtennull's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nurbumban Jabsogtennull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.