Yarpcutfad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective eagle.

Yarpcutfad created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcutfad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarpcutfad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarpcutfad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yarpcutfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpcutfad.