Bimgemcenpodnabmiggof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair hippopotamus.

Bimgemcenpodnabmiggof created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimgemcenpodnabmiggof, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bimgemcenpodnabmiggof, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bimgemcenpodnabmiggof's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bimgemcenpodnabmiggof's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill snakes.