Jabpib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak wren.

Jabpib created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabpib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jabpib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jabpib's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Never paint your head blue.