Xemmabxem is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, pitiless scorpion.

Xemmabxem created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemmabxem, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemmabxem, it will not care.

Xemmabxem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xemmabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed rice to birds while wearing blue jumpers.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never eat green fruit.