Fotzannuttdagjapbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fast mink.

Fotzannuttdagjapbam created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Fotzannuttdagjapbam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotzannuttdagjapbam, he will strike you with lightening.

Fotzannuttdagjapbam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fotzannuttdagjapbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fotzannuttdagjapbam's name in vain.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fotzannuttdagjapbam on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.