Queegcidgumten is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm goblin.

Queegcidgumten created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcidgumten, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegcidgumten, she will turn you into a rock.

Queegcidgumten's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Queegcidgumten's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not take Queegcidgumten's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never mention ducks.