Sakyakcubxem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking swallow.

Sakyakcubxem created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakyakcubxem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sakyakcubxem, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sakyakcubxem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sakyakcubxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sakyakcubxem.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Do not commit murder.