Gunfadwonpid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving lizard.

Gunfadwonpid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunfadwonpid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gunfadwonpid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gunfadwonpid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gunfadwonpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.